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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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Shane Ronay
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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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Moshe Sherizen
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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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What is this?

A tripod.

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What are some 3 letter roles for people that are spelled the same backwards and forwards, showing they have to be flexible?

MOM, DAD, and TOT

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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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If you formed some herbs into a small submarine, what would be the result?

A suburb.

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What do you call a bee that is in a trance?

A Zom Bee.

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What is this street called?

A bull-evard.

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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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