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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

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Because everything was on her sea drive.

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

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Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

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What's the catch?

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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

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Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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What is the most dishonest animal?

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The cheetah.

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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

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You're all nuts!

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Is it good to save your pennies?

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It makes cents.

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

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The square root of pie.

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How do trees feel in the spring?

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After the winter, they felt releaved.

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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

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It was an emergent sea.

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How did the mouse avoid the mousetrap?

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He just squeaked by.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

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They had the wool over their eyes

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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

What is the most dishonest animal?

The cheetah.

What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

How did the mouse avoid the mousetrap?

He just squeaked by.

Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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