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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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What location do these symbols refer to?

Times Square.

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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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