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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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Why is the Garden of Eden called 'Gan Eden' in Hebrew?

Because before they knew it, it was 'gone'.

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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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