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Why is dating tricky?

There might be a 'catch' in what looks like a good catch.

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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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What is the study of Noah's ark called?

Ark-eology.

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Did Dan overcome his fears and go in the hot air balloon?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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Why did Emily like making her bed in the morning?

Because then she felt like she had it made.

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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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What vegetable is like a group that asks permission?

Let us.

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Did Emily like living near the water?

She shore did.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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