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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

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What is the key to the monastery called?

The monk key.

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How do people in Outland behave?

Their behavior is outlandish.

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What was the animal band on Noah's Ark called?

The Arkistra.

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Is getting close to cousins important?

Yes, its relatively important.

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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