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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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What is this?

A square not.

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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What does a credit card, a cell phone charger, and a bull all have in common?

They all charge.

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How did Sam's parents react when he threw the cereal in the garbage without eating it.

They said he was a cereal killer.

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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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