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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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What is this?

Rock and roll.

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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

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Why did Billy have trouble learning to speak using future and past tense?

It made him tense.

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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