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Were the people in the Middle Ages bad people?

Not really, they were only medi-evil.

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What types of phones do prisoners use in prison?

Cell phones.

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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What do you call a trumpet made from a shoe?

A shoe horn

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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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What do you call an ant that is good at finance?

An account ant.

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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Why is KO the opposite of OK?

When we're not feeling OK, we feel Knocked Out.

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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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