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A field of hole wheat.

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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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What is the medical department at Google called?

Google Docs.

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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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