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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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