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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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What word describes looking forward to see your aunt?

Aunt-icipation.

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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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Akiva Lane
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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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Akiva Lane
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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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Akiva Lane
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What's it called if you spend loads of time with loads of friends?

Frenzy.

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What was Bill's nickname after he was able to drive to avoid the tornado?

Mister "missed the twister".

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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Akiva Lane
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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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