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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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Why did Sara like cream cheese with her lox?

It was the key and combination that unlocked the taste of the lox.

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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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What kind of angle has the most confidence?

A right angle.

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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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What is a short legal court case?

A brief case.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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