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Yitzchak Berger
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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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Akiva Lane
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Why were Bill's friends always calling him up?

Because his nickname was 'Up'.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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Shane Ronay
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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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Shane Ronay
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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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Shayna Lane
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Did Dan overcome his fears and go in the hot air balloon?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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Akiva Lane
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What meal is happening in Eastern Europe?

Hungary is above Turkey, and next to Turkey is Greece.

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What does a credit card, a cell phone charger, and a bull all have in common?

They all charge.

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