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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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When there is a team of horses, what advantage do the horses in back have?

They have hindsight.

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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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What to you call rows of outhouses set up for an outdoor concert?

WC fields.

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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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How do you describe someone who has a lot of influence in the field of app development?

He has app pull.

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What do you call a letter C that does things very well?

Efficient C.

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How did Jeremy deal with his desire to see the whole world?

He realized that roam wasn't built in a day.

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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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