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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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What is store that sells phones called?

A sell phone store.

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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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