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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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What part of a car is similar to the drawer with plastic gloves?

The glove compartment.

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When is it not good to be positive?

When taking a covid test.

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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

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What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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