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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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