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Why is a sleeping person like a spy?

Because he is under cover.

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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What are some states that have a lot of problems?

State of flux, state of shock, state of confusion, and state of denial.

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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What are the dragons doing in this picture?

The dragons are dragging dragons.

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Where do baseball teams store their baseball bats?

It the bat room.

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What word describes a variety of missiles?

Missile-aneous.

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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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