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How did the toys feel when the a broom swept them off the floor?

They felt swept away, swept off their feet.

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Shane Ronay
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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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Akiva Lane
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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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Akiva Lane
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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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Shane Ronay
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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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In this necklace made up of rings, what is the ring with the diamond called?

The ring leader.

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Matt Weiss
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Why can't you trust a staircase?

It is either up to something, or letting you down.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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What is this showing?

It's a gargling gargoyle.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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