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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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What kind of arithmetic did Julius Caesar like?

Divide and conquer.

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What song is about AI being used by farmers?

Old MaDonald had a farm - AI, AI, O.

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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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What is the border between Finland and Russia called?

The Finish line.

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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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