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When Jack felt that his out-house was too dark, how did he feel after he put a large hole on the top of the door to let in light?

I needed that like a hole in the head.

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How does the bee feel about its beehive?

It feels like it bee-longs.

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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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How is the way that cows chew their cud similar to letters to the editor?

They both involve feedback.

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What did Zelensky say to Putin when Russia invaded the Ukraine?

Don't rush in.

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

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What is the relationship between 'running out OF' and running out TO'?

When you run out OF supplies, you run out TO the store.

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What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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