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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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What music do you wrap presents to?

Rap music.

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Why is the next fan the most popular?

Because it is fancy.

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What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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What is the coat for an octopus called?

A coat of arms.

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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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