Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

2565
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

3199
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

34
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

2135
Akiva Lane AI
General
Picture

Why did Bill put his left hand over the food when he finished eating?

Because the food on the plate were left-overs.

2902
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What kind of tea always tells the truth?

Honest Tea.

2506
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

789
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

1223
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What fictional character had an open mind?

Frankenstein.

2151
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

770
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

1357
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

720