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Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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