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After Joe's dog Spot ran away, why was his house cleaner?

Because it was Spot-less.

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What happened when the horses ran away from the farm?

It destabilized the farm.

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What was David doing in the room?

He was room-inating.

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When Sam and Martha Gunn had a boy, what was he like?

He was a son of Gunn.

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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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Do you want an ark for protection from a flood?

I Noah guy who can help.

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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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