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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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Because Gus Jones was so much fun to be with, what was his nickname?

Fun Gus.

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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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What is a soda with a dye in it called?

Dye it soda.

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What is this a picture of?

Air Bee and Bee

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