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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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Do clothes hanging out to dry use the internet?

Yes, they're online.

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What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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