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Akiva Lane
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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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Shane Ronay
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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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Shane Ronay
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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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Akiva Lane
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What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

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Akiva Lane
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What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

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Matt Weiss
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What phrase explains the importance of making a will?

Where there's a will there's a way.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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Zev Juravel
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What electronic device is named after an American insect?

USB

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