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What is this showing?

It's a gargling gargoyle.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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Akiva Lane
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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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What fish did Rivka Chovey become like when her brother had children?

She became Aunt Chovey.

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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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Akiva Lane
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What's the combination of a man and a lima bean?

A human bean.

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Shane Ronay
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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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Shane Ronay
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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

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