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Shane Ronay
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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is happening to this car?

It's being toad.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

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Akiva Lane
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When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a retired explorer?

An ex-plorer.

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Akiva Lane
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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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Akiva Lane
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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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Akiva Lane
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What bread is similar to money that was gotten illegally?

Sour dough.

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Shane Ronay
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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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Shane Ronay
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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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