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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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Dovid Lane
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What is the art section of Marshall's department store called?

Marshall Arts.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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