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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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Why did Bill have trouble falling asleep?

He was afraid of heights.

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When is it not good to be positive?

When taking a covid test.

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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