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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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What did Frank say when he wanted to tell someone how he felt?

I want to be Frank with you.

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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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Shane Ronay
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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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What song mentions a fly that looks like a shoe?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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