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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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What was Ava's reaction when the jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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What is similar between IDIOM and IDIOT

Both have 5 letters, begin with IDI, and are hard to understand.

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What is a pan called that is used to bake Pita bread?

Pita pan.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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