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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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What is this street called?

A bull-evard.

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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Akiva Lane
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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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Shane Ronay
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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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