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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this hospital due to delayed permits?

Please hold the Mayo.

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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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