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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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What is this?

A swimming pool table.

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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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What do you call a valley where convicted criminals make silly jokes?

Silly con valley.

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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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What did the Mayor say when the workers put street signs upside down?

This is not a good sign.

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Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

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How is Julie's time in the playground going?

It's in full swing.

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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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