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How did Max feel about the lack of oxygen on top of the mountain?

Both the air and the views were breath-taking.

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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What do you call a wasp that would prefer to be a bee?

A wannabee.

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Why did Bill start working at the factory that makes incense?

Because it made sense.

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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What symbol is written before it is pronounced?

The dollar sign.

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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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