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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot (not)

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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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What did the deer in the forest say to the hunter?

I'm game.

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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What is the key to the monastery called?

The monk key.

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