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What is someone called who lies about how much he eats?

Dish-onest.

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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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To learn about choosing language for signs, what should you study?

Sign language.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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Why didn't Jack like playing Monopoly?

He felt like he was going around in circles.

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When it comes to understanding things, what is the most important letter in the alphabet?

Y

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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