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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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What part of the body do military people try to avoid?

De feet.

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What is Denise's brother's name?

De Nephew.

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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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What looks like white paint and smells like blue paint?

White paint.

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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