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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for alligators?

Because lately he had been swamped with work.

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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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What can be the problem with a dynasty?

The word ends with nasty.

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What 3 letters are very exciting?

XTC

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What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

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