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What is a very small bull that runs very fast called?

A bull-ett.

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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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How do you compare baseball, bowling, and unions?

Baseball: 3 strikes=out, Bowling: 12 strikes= perfect game, Union: strikes are unlimited.

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Why didn't the clam share its food?

Because it was shell-fish.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

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When a foreman has a child, what does he become?

A forefather.

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What was Pandora guilty of?

Out of the box thinking.

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