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Why did Arthur try to convince his wife that money was very much in style?

Because she was spending it like it was going out of style.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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What do dates and apples have it common?

One comes from a palm tree, the other comes from a pomme tree.

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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