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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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Akiva Lane
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Where are the dots that are over the letter i?

The i's have it.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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Akiva Lane
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What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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Yehuda Lane
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How did the frog feel after he ate?

He felt very hoppy.

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Dovid Lane
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Why did the shark not want to eat the millionaire?

It stayed away from rich foods.

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Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

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Why doesn't Clark Kent become Superman anymore?

He can't find a telephone booth.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a good name for a company that certifies bones for dogs to chew on?

Bone-a-fide

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What do you call a bruise that is in the side of a beet?

A beet nick.

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