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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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What crime does this describe?

Assault and battery.

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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What is something that we wear that is called by the material that it used to be made from?

Glasses.

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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

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What do you call a polygon with thousands of sides?

A balagon ('overly complicated' in Hebrew)

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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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