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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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What is a coat with only sleeves called?

A coat of arms.

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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