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What phrase both applies and does not apply to the Titanic?

"Icy" does apply. 'I see" does not apply.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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Why did Sandra like eating blueberries and strawberries.

They tasted berry, berry good, and they made her berry, berry happy.

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What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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Yehuda Lane
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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is being a jockey such a desirable profession?

They just horse around all day.

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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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