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What animal does Niagara Falls remind us of?

Buffalo, because that's where Niagara Falls is.

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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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How do we know that the army of Turkey is brave?

So people know that they are not chicken.

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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What's another name for computer generated music?

Algo-rhythm.

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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