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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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Shane Ronay
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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

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What is history from a woman's point of view called?

Her Story.

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What part of Queens, New York needs the most water?

Flushing.

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What do carbon atoms do before they get married?

Carbon dating.

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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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When Samantha's parrot flew away, what shape did it remind her of?

Polygon.

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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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