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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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What school teaches about tea?

Universi-Tea.

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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What phrase suggests that we should research potential marriage partners?

Check mate.

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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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What is this person doing?

He's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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