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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a soda with a dye in it called?

Dye it soda.

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Shane Ronay
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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call two siblings that are sleeping next to each other?

Nap Kins

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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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Shane Ronay
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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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Yehuda Lane
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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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Akiva Lane
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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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Shane Ronay
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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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