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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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What do you call an ocean that fools the boats that are on it?

Hypocra Sea.

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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