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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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When Marsha told her husband on the phone that she was late, why did he call the police?

She said she was being held up.

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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

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What did Mr. electric eel says to Mrs. electric eel?

You look absolutely stunning!

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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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How did Jeremy deal with his desire to see the whole world?

He realized that roam wasn't built in a day.

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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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What music do you wrap presents to?

Rap music.

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