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Why did the students love to learn how to spell?

Their teacher was spell binding.

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What is something that someone catches, that then causes something else to run?

When a person catches a cold, their nose starts to run.

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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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Shane Ronay
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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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Shayna Lane
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How does someone feel after they eat peas?

They feel peas-ful.

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Abe Kiss
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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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Shane Ronay
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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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Akiva Lane
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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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