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How did the word 'hour' get its name?

Because it is 'ours' to do with as we choose.

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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Are the Facebook office buildings physical?

Yes, but they are also Meta physical.

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How did Sam and Betty describe that they walked on a different path in the woods every day?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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