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What is it called when trumpet players play their trumpets in response to each other?

A toot for a toot.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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Akiva Lane
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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a problem with the summer?

The weather is heading for a fall.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What happend when Max tripped over the boxes of glass jars?

He found it jarring.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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Matt Weiss
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Why is it hard to trust a staircase?

It's always up to something.

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Akiva Lane
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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Jerry feel about missing out on the sale to learn kick-boxing for a year for free?

He could have kicked himself.

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