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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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What kind of tea commands respect?

Authora tea.

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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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What is the room called where people make salad dressings?

The dressing room.

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Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

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What is it called when a leader demands that everyone kneel down to him?

Tyra-knee.

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