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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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When someone says something outrageous to you, why is it important to speak up?

Because otherwise it becomes in-rageous

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What happend when Max tripped over the boxes of glass jars?

He found it jarring.

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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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What does this represent?

Making N's meet.

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What is the relationship between a trial and love?

The trial involves justice, and love involves just us.

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