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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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What's a good name for an outdoor restaurant with palm trees, granite floors, and granite tables?

Palm and Granite

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Shane Ronay
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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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How do you describe someone who has a lot of influence in the field of app development?

He has app pull.

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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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Where do books sleep?

Between the covers.

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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