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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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What did Danny do when the bullies wouldn't let other kids go on the slide?

He let it slide.

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What are lost and found items displayed on a basketball court?

Small claims court.

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What do stressful situations and camping have in common.

Then are both intense.

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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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How do you describe when someone eats too much too fast?

Haste makes waist.

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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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What did Marty use as a guide to make decisions?

Ascend if sends a good scent and makes sense.

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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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