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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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Dovid Moshe Davidson
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Why didn't the carpenter want to fit counter-tops?

He didn't want to be accused of counter-fitting.

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Shane Ronay
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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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Akiva Lane
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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a line at a party waiting for drinks?

The punch line.

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Shane Ronay
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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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Shane Ronay
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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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