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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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How did the word 'hour' get its name?

Because it is 'ours' to do with as we choose.

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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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In the body, what is between tendon B and tendon D.

Tendency.

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Why did Jill avoid slapping the bottom of the boulder in the park?

She didn't want to hit rock bottom.

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When there is a team of horses, what advantage do the horses in back have?

They have hindsight.

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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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