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What is a small store that sells Halloween costumes?

A boo-tique.

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What arm of the octopus is the strongest?

The Arm E.

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How is Elon Musk similar to the Lone Ranger?

After dealing with him, they ask, 'Who was that Musk man'?

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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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What is a partnership of 2 doctors called?

A pair-a-dox.

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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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What do you call skinny chickens?

Paltry poultry.

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