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What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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What is the space over a spinning top called?

It's over the top.

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How did the horses feel when they were moved to a different stable?

They felt destabilized

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What word describes a variety of missiles?

Missile-aneous.

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What did the math teacher try to convey to her class?

Everything has its pluses and minuses.

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What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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