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Why did Jim feel bad when he heard that the US will stop making pennies?

He thought it didn't make cents.

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What can be said about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Both Edison and the light bulb were brilliant.

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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What liquid is able to run?

Running water.

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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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What can you take when you are curious?

You can take a look.

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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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Why did Alan enjoy reading the novel about a back doctor?

He liked spine novels.

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Why did Beverly learn knot tying?

She wanted to tie the knot, and get married.

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