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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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Why did the singer stand on a key?

He didn't want to sing off key.

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What do you call a house where you go to become more aware?

A warehouse.

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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When Sam and Martha Gunn had a boy, what was he like?

He was a son of Gunn.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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What paragraph does Ron Desantis add to every contract?

A DeSantis clause.

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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Why was the doctor (who nobody went to) eager to retire?

Because he no longer had any patience.

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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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