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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

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What is the ring called under a car where the engine engages with the wheel axel?

The engagement ring.

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How did the writer feel when her books were no longer cited?

She felt out of cite.

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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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What do you call bees who don't answer you directly?

Cagey bees.

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What is the difference between an optometrist and a psychologist?

One is an eye doctor and the other is an 'I' doctor.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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What is the electric company in Qatar called?

Electric Qatar.

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