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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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What do you call this animal?

A grill-a

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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Why is a body of water on the moon crazy?

It's a luna sea.

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