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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

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Akiva Lane
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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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Akiva Lane
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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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Shane Ronay
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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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Shane Ronay
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What's this?

A field of hole wheat.

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