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What do people wear when going out to battle?

A war drobe.

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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Even though Julie loved history, why did she choose not be a historian?

There was no future in it.

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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Why did Evelyn dislike being near chickens?

Because they used fowl language.

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How did the decorations on the toilet paper feel?

They were on a roll.

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