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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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Why did the glass and the dish in the sink get along so well with each other?

Because they were in sync with each other.

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Why did the students love to learn how to spell?

Their teacher was spell binding.

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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Why is Joe doing this?

He was told it was important to push the envelope.

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Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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What is it called when a fusion nuclear reaction starts acting unpredictably?

Con-fusion.

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What phrase both applies and does not apply to the Titanic?

"Icy" does apply. 'I see" does not apply.

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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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