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What kind of food does a tight-rope worker try to eat?

A well-balanced diet.

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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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What did the thread say to the needle?

I'm just passing through.

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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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Why did Alan enjoy reading the novel about a back doctor?

He liked spine novels.

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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If the color of the White house is white, what is the color of a green house?

A greenhouse is transparent because its walls are made of glass.

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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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