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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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What is the section of a hardware store that deals with fences called?

The department of de fence.

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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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What is a company that rents DAF trucks by the day called?

Daf Yomi.

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What's a religious name for foot doctors?

Ortho Docs.

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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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How did the moose get into the restaurant?

The customer asked for mousse, and the waiter brought him one.

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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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What happens every year in the universe?

We celebrate its universe-ary.

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