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Akiva Lane
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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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Akiva Lane
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What is an example of a ring that weighs nothing?

The ring of a phone or of a doorbell.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the pitcher learn to throw curve balls?

It was a learning curve.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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Akiva Lane AI
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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

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Akiva Lane
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Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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Yehuda Lane
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Why did the clown leave the circus?

Because people were always laughing at him.

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