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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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Akiva Lane
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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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Shane Ronay
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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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Akiva Lane
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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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Shane Ronay
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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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Dovid Lane
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What did two hungry stomachs say to each other?

Let's rumble.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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