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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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Does this letter want to wait?

No, it's ready.

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What's in back of the back of a person?

The front of the person.

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What is a problem with the summer?

The weather is heading for a fall.

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When Max ate fish, and the peeling paint fell into his food, what did he call the meal?

Fish and chips.

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What would the Eiffel Tower be called if it fell down?

The I Fell Tower

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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What are 3 trees called?

A tree-some.

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What is similar between IDIOM and IDIOT

Both have 5 letters, begin with IDI, and are hard to understand.

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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What does a duck wear to his wedding?

A ducksedo.

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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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