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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

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What's the secret to a healthy heart?

Take medical advice with a grain of salt.

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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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What is the disadvantage of a book having a cover?

You might be tempted to judge the book by it.

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How are governments sometimes similar to sunglasses?

Both of them can be polarized.

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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What can you say about someone who wanted something for a long time?

The longing was long.

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How would you describe a woman in trouble, if all you can identify is her dress?

A damsel in this dress.

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How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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