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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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Why was Jeremy concerned when he couldn't take off his pickle costume?

Because if he couldn't get it off, he was really in a pickle.

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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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Why did the people playing poker surround themselves with bushes?

They wanted to hedge their bets.

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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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What did the thread say to the needle?

I'm just passing through.

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What do you call something that is very, very natural?

Super natural.

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