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How do we know that only taking doesn't make relationships last?

"To get" plus 'to get" equals forget.

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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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What animal got kicked out of school?

The cheetah.

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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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It's a lap top.

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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What is another name for a frankfurter and beer?

Frank and stein.

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In the race, how did the runner's shoes do?

They were all tied.

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What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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