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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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What is the plan called where you make sure that you do something productive every single hour of the day?

Hour power.

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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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What kind of tea commands respect?

Authora tea.

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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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