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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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Akiva Lane
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Because Gus Jones was so much fun to be with, what was his nickname?

Fun Gus.

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Yitzchak Berger
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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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Why do we peel fruits and vegetables?

It makes them more appealing.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between doing many things at once and being hit by a lot of taxes?

One is multi-tasking, and the other is multi-taxing.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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Akiva Lane
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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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Ezra Gross
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Do you want an ark for protection from a flood?

I Noah guy who can help.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Joe feel when he realized how much money he could have saved with a more fuel-efficient car?

He felt fuelish.

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