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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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Akiva Lane
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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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What do you call this animal?

A grill-a

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What can happen if a person has too much debt?

It can debt-inate.

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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Shane Ronay
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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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What's this?

A son of a gun.

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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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What is it called when the sugar cane workers go on strike?

The cane mutiny.

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