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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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What happened to the people of the Nile at the Red Sea?

They were a-Nile-ated.

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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

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What do you call someone who helps on a farm?

A farm assist.

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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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How did Martha react when she saw that her bank account went from minus to plus?

She saw it as a good sign.

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How did Fred feel when he opened the cupboard and a glass jar fell on his head?

He found it very jarring.

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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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