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What happens if a cat falls into vinegar?

It becomes a sourpuss.

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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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Is there general agreement that people are born with a desire to take whatever they want?

A greed.

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What do you call noodles that are very fresh?

New-dles

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What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are nitty-gritty.

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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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