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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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What do you say when you finish going through the everglades?

See you later alligator.

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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What does a hiker sleep on?

A nap-sack.

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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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