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Shane Ronay
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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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Akiva Lane
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How did Mr. and Mrs. Jones feel about their tax bill?

They felt under attacks.

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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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Akiva Lane
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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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What do you call this animal?

A grill-a

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Moshe Sherizen
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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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Akiva Lane
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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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In this necklace made up of rings, what is the ring with the diamond called?

The ring leader.

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Shane Ronay
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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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Akiva Lane
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To learn about choosing language for signs, what should you study?

Sign language.

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