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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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What is a rebellious tick called?

A heretic.

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What kind of ship demands total control?

Dictator ship

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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

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What's a good name for a fish restaurant?

Salmon Enchanted Evening.

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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