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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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How do you add 4 letters to LAUGH and 1 letter to LAUGHTER to completely change their meaning?

OnsLAUGHt and sLAUGHTER.

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What do you call a candy bar that sings rap music?

A candy rapper.

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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

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What time did Jimmy eat 30 peanuts?

8:30

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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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How do you describe someone who has a lot of influence in the field of app development?

He has app pull.

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What key was the music of the great plains written in?

B flat.

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