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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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What TV show is about seasoning food?

The spice is right.

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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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What part of an animal allows it to conceal itself?

It's hide.

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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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Where is a runner from when he stops running?

Iran.

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What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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