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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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What happened when Brenda yelled into a colander?

She strained her voice.

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What organic compounds are similar to people who like teenagers?

Proteins.

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Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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Why did the maple tree feel bad?

When people took its maple syrup, it felt like such a sap, and it sapped its energy.

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