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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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Shane Ronay
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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What was the weather like during the office meeting?

They were brainstorming, and then someone was thunderstruck with an insight.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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Akiva Lane
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How are different types of submarines described?

In sub-categories.

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Akiva Lane
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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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Yehuda Lane
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Why couldn't the koala bear be a doctor?

He wasn't koala-fied.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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Shane Ronay
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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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