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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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Why was it hard to get things done in the Middle Ages?

Because everything was futile (feudal).

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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What is a person who stops exercizing called?

An ex-exercizer.

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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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