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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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In what room of a school are things re-created?

In the recreation room.

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes?

Dish-honest.

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