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What kind of fruit did they use against Donald Trump?

He was impeached twice.

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What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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Why did Beverly learn knot tying?

She wanted to tie the knot, and get married.

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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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