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What do you call worrying about the complications of losing money in a real estate complex?

A complex complex about a complex.

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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

Because they were all in sync.

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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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Why was the football team surprised when their opponents punted the football?

They thought there was no punt intended.

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

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