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What does the Eiffel Tower and dangerous germs have in common?

They are both Paris sites.

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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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What type of arm cast is this?

It's a cast of characters.

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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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How do we know that the army of Turkey is brave?

So people know that they are not chicken.

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Why did the politician take a part-time job as a cashier?

He wanted to learn more about change.

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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call someone who helps on a farm?

A farm assist.

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