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What do you call a bathroom for both men and women?

A democratic potty.

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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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What line is the conclusion?

The bottom line.

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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?

The charge of the light brigade.

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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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Why did the farmer feel uncomfortable in the wheat field at night?

He felt like he was being stalked.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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When it rains, how are trees and grass similar to people?

They enjoy taking a shower.

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