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Akiva Lane
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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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When someone says something outrageous to you, why is it important to speak up?

Because otherwise it becomes in-rageous

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Shane Ronay
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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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Akiva Lane
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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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Akiva Lane
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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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What does a mix of chemicals and the answer to a problem have it common?

They are both called a solution.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

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