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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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